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SpongeBob is one of the oldest American animated TV shows ever made. Created over 20 years ago, the show is still soaking up the love and has was won lots of awards including 4 Emmy Awards. And the reason is quite clear – the characters are relatable. There are a lot of SpongeBob quotes that teach us important life lessons.

The cartoon tells a story of a square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants who lives in a pineapple under the sea with his pet snail, Gary. When SpongeBob is not working as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab, he is busy making trouble with his starfish best friend, Patrick. His neighbor, the arrogant octopus, Squidward Tentacles, hates SpongeBob because of his childish attitude.

We may remember SpongeBob because of his jokes but aside from the fun, there are lots of life lessons he throws at us. Below is a collection of SpongeBob most relatable and funny quotes;

153 Best SpongeBob Quotes Who Live In A Pineapple Under The Sea Click To Tweet

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153 Best SpongeBob Quotes Who Live In A Pineapple Under The Sea

  1. “I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – SpongeBob  
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  1. “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob  
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  1. “You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob  
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  1. “I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.”- SpongeBob  
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  1. “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich”. – Spongebob  
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  1. “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” – SpongeBob  
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  1. “Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” – Spongebob  
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  1. “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob 
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  1. “Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.” – Spongebob  
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Best Spongebob quotes with Patrick, the starfish

  1. “Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.” – Spongebob  
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  1. “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” – Spongebob  
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  1. “Moss always points to civilization.” – SpongeBob  
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  1. “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob
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  1. “Spongebob: guess what day today is? Patrick: annoy Squidward day? Spongebob: no silly! that’s on the 15!”. – Spongebob and Patrick  
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  1. “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob
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  1. “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob  
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  1. “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Krabs  
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  1. “I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob  
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  1. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star  
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Funny Spongebob quotes on relationship

  1. Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob  
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  1. “No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob  
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  1. “If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob  
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  1. “I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob  
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  1. “Spongebob: Now that we’re men, we have facial hair. Patrick: Now that we’re men I changed my underwear.” – Spongebob and Patrick  
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  1. “Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? Spongebob: It means he’s a afraid of Santa Clause.” – Spongebob and Patrick  
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  1. “I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob  
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  1. “Are you Squidward now? … That’s okay take your time.” – Patrick Star  
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Famous Spongebob quotes from Patrick, the starfish

  1. “Firmly grasp it in your hand.”- Patrick Star  
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  1. “I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” – Spongebob  
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  1. “I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob.” – Patrick Star  
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  1. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star  
  2. “Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.” – Patrick Star  
  3. “Patrick: *with candy on his mouth* “All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollypop?” *spongebob, the cops, and patrick laugh* “I mean it!”- Patrick Star  
  4. “Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!” –Plankton  
  5. “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton 
  6. “Spongebob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.” – Spongebob and Patrick  

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Iconic Spongebob quotes about himself

  1. “Spongebob: Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob  
  2. “Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: waiting for you to come back.” – Spongebob & Patrick  
  3. “Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” – Patrick  
  4. “Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse! Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.” – Spongebob & Patrick  
  5. “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” – Squidward 
  6. “Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material” – Spongebob  
"Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material" – Spongebob   Click To Tweet
  1. “Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!” –SpongeBob  
  2. “SpongeBob: [thinking] I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. SpongeBob: [shouts] I… need… it!” – SpongeBob  

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Best Spongebob quotes from Squidward

  1. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours!” – Squidward  
  2. ‘Patrick: Are they laughing at us? Spongebob: No, Patrick. They’re laughing next to us.” – Spongebob & Patrick  
  3. “A five letter word for happiness…money!” – Krabs  
“A five letter word for happiness…money!” – Krabs   Click To Tweet
  1. “There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front. I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and – I can’t do it!” – SpongeBob  
  2. “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” – SpongeBob  
  3. “SpongeBob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic. Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!”- Spongebob & Patrick  
  4. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick  
  5. “See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.” – Pearl Krabs  
  6. “Patrick: Careful, Spongebob; Careful Spongebob. Spongebob careful. Careful Spongebob!Spongebob: Patrick Patrick: Yeah? Spongebob: It’s already open. Patrick: Oh” – Patrick  
  7. “Can you give spongebob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week” – Patrick  
  8. “Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call “Mom”? SpongeBob: No Patrick, that’s your mother.” – Patrick  

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More funny Spongebob quotes by Squidward

  1. ” Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else” – Squidward  
  2. “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright” – Spongebob  
  3. “Spongebob: I’m Dirty Dan. Patrick: No, I’m Dirty Dan. Spongebob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan? Patrick: I’m dirty.” Spongebob & Patrick  
  4. “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob  
  5. “Spongebob: “Wow, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird.” Patrick: “No, Spongebob, that’s Italian.” – Patrick  
"Spongebob: “Wow, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird.” Patrick: “No, Spongebob, that’s Italian." – Patrick   Click To Tweet
  1. “That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” – Plankton 
  2. “Isn’t this great Squidward? It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.” – SpongeBob SquarePants 

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Best Spongebob quotes from Mr. Krabs

  1. “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.” – Mr. Krabs 
  2. “SpongeBob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone?” Patrick Star: “Wait for you to come back.” – Spongebob and Patrick 
"SpongeBob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone?” Patrick Star: “Wait for you to come back.” – Spongebob and Patrick  Click To Tweet
  1. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star 
  2. “Too bad SpongeBob isn’t here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.” – Squidward 
  3. “Mr. Krabs: “That hat makes you look like a girl.” SpongeBob: “Am I a pretty girl?!” – Mr. Krabs & SpongeBob 
  4. “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend… Then it would just be alright.” – SpongeBob SquarePants 
  5. “Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” – Sandy  
  6. “The name’s SquarePants. It’s SquarePants! [Cut later at his house, inside a pumpkin. SpongeBob and Gary are inside of it] I don’t get it, Gary. Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everybody scares me.” – SpongeBob 
  7. “I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – SpongeBob 
  8. “Hello? Where’d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?” Patrick Star 

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Best Spongebob quotes from Plankton

  1. “His chops are too righteous. The helmets can’t handle this level of rock n’ roll! Karen, do something!” Plankton 
  2. “My pants are on fire!…My underwear is on fire!…I’M ON FIRE!” – Krabs 
“My pants are on fire!…My underwear is on fire!…I’M ON FIRE!” – Krabs  Click To Tweet
  1. “We paid nine dollars for this?” Puff 
  2. “One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?” – Squidward 
  3. “And tonight, after my big promotion, we’re gonna party till we’re purple.” – SpongeBob 
  4. “It started out as a simple order. A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE!” – Krabs 
  5. “A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.” – SpongeBob 
  6. “I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.” – SpongeBob 
  7. “Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home.” – SpongeBob 

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More famous Spongebob quotes by Plankton and Plan Z

  1. “It’s evil. It’s diabolical. It’s lemon-scented. This Plan Z can’t possibly fail!” – Plankton 
  2. “Patrick, you’ve been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight! What do you call that?” – SpongeBob 
  3. “Oh Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs’ success. The formula for the Krabby Patty…Ohhh…Then people would line up to eat at MY restaurant! Lord knows I’ve tried. I’ve exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet…from A to Y!” – Plankton 
  4. “That’s a big boot.” – Patrick Star 
“That’s a big boot.” – Patrick Star  Click To Tweet
  1. “Karen, baby, I haven’t felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife!” – Plankton 
  2. “After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize that you don’t want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.” – Squidward 
  3. “Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.” – SpongeBob 
  4. “Who are you people?!” –Patrick Star 
  5. “Patrick, don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” – Squidward 

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Best Spongebob quotes about another planets

  1. “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” – SpongeBob 
  2. “We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!” – Patrick Star 
  3. “Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.” – SpongeBob 
  4. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” – Patrick Star 
  5. “All I know is fine dining and breathing.” – SpongeBob 
  6. “But it’s my only night to be fancy!” – Squidward 
  7. “I can’t see my forehead!” – Patrick Star 
“I can’t see my forehead!” – Patrick Star  Click To Tweet
  1. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Plankton 
  2. “I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.” – Squidward 
  3. “Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.” – Krabs 

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Iconic Spongebob quotes about being single

  1. “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” – Squidward 
  2. “Wake me up when I care.” – Squidward 
  3. “Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!” – Patrick Star 
“Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!” – Patrick Star  Click To Tweet
  1. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” – Patrick Star 
  2. “F is for friends who do stuff together!”- SpongeBob 
  3. “Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz.” – Patrick Star 
  4. “We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination.” – SpongeBob 
  5. “I’m a good noodle!” – SpongeBob 
  6. “Too bad that didn’t kill me.” – Squidward 

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Funniest Spongebob quotes about his life

  1. “The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time!” – SpongeBob 
  2. “Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” – Patrick 
  3. “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” – SpongeBob 
  4. “Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” – Patrick Star 
“Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” – Patrick Star  Click To Tweet
  1. “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…Then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob 
  2. “Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Krabs 
  3. “Always follow your heart – unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob 
  4. “See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’” – Pearl Krabs 
  5. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star 

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Best Spongebob quotes from Sandy Cheeks

  1. “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks 
  2. “Oh boy, 3 A.M.” – Patrick
  3. “Cheer up, Squidward! It could be worse!” Patrick: “Yeah! You could be bald and have a big nose!” – Patrick
  4.  “I smell the smelly smell of something that smells… smelly.” – Mr.Krabs
  5. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” *jumps inside Spongebob’s mouth” – Patrick
"Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems." *jumps inside Spongebob's mouth” – Patrick Click To Tweet
  1. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”Plankton: “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Plankton
  2. “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” – Sandy
  3. “Excuse me, sir, you are sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob
  4. “The inner workings of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star
  5. “Living Like Larry.” – SpongeBob
  6. “Uh oh, here comes Mrs. Puff!” – SpongeBob
  7.  “YOU LIKE KRABBIE PATTIES, DON”T YOU SQUIDWARD?” – SpongeBob
  8. “F is for a fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors! – Plankton
  9. “Krusty Krab Pizza, it’s the pizza for you and meeeeee!” – SpongeBob
  10. “Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.” – Patrick Star
  11. “Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos.” – Patrick Star
  12.  “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.” – SpongeBob
  13. “I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.” – Squidward
  14. “CHOCOLATEEEEEE!” — Random Fish
  15. “I Need IT………., I Don’t Need IT.” – SpongeBob
  16.  “You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” – Squidward
  17. “Patrick, you’re a genius!” – SpongeBob
  18.  “Lets get naked!” Patrick
  19. “Next, I suppose you’ll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick!” Squidward
  20. “ Did I? Did I Patrick? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me into stealing the balloon?” Spongebob
  21. “You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought. We think?” – Patrick
  22. “I anything can’t do right since because pickles!” – Spongebob
  23. “ Can’t have dirty garbage!” – Spongebob
  24. “Look at all that warm, toasty fur.” – Spongebob
  25. “Moss always points to civilization.” – Spongebob
  26. “ The sky had a baby from my cereal box!” – Spongebob
  27.  “And now, giant piles of bubble gum?? what next???” Spongebob
  28. “Squidward, you’re steaming. You’re like a steamed vegetable, only smarter!” – Spongebob
  29. “Somebody call the police! There’s a pants thief on the loose!” Spongebob
  30.  “Isn’t this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.” Spongebob

Which of these Spongebob quotes can you relate to?

There is no other animation like SpongeBob. The show delivered more than just laughs and stood out for one reason – it is intended for all ages; it never gets old. Even as adults, we still find ourselves turning on the TV to watch this animation.

Our parents may have this confused look on their faces as to why an adult would sit with children watching SpongeBob. But they do not have an idea how highly rated the animation is. Despite how weird the characters are, we can’t help but love them and share in their struggles.

SpongeBob constantly reminded us to always approach things with a positive mindset and that it is okay to fall sometimes. What matters is that we never give up. Hopefully, the SpongeBob quotes above have lightened up your day and brought a smile to your face.

Which of these quotes can you relate to? Feel free to share with us in the comment section below.

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